1 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:15,774 Alice's Adventures in Wonderland 2 00:00:15,909 --> 00:00:17,491 Chapter 3 3 00:00:21,142 --> 00:00:25,959 Before the courtroom where Alice has gone, a crowd has already gathered. 4 00:00:27,837 --> 00:00:32,717 - Make way for the Duchess! Make way for the Duchess! 5 00:00:39,130 --> 00:00:41,130 - Oh, my dear! 6 00:00:41,521 --> 00:00:46,200 You can't imagine how I pleased I am to make your acquaintance! 7 00:00:47,828 --> 00:00:53,439 - She's clearly not evil, so why is the White Rabbit so afraid of her? 8 00:00:54,723 --> 00:00:59,200 She's probably so kind because of the cakes she has eaten. Cake makes people kind. 9 00:00:59,511 --> 00:01:03,371 Oh, it seems I have learned a new rule. 10 00:01:04,048 --> 00:01:13,171 Vinegar makes people sour, with mustard people are distressed and onion makes people cunning. 11 00:01:13,683 --> 00:01:16,461 What a pity that no one else knows about this! 12 00:01:17,046 --> 00:01:19,396 If people ate cake all the time everyone would be kind. 13 00:01:19,942 --> 00:01:26,033 - You're thinking about something, my dear, and that makes you forget to talk. And the moral of that is -... 14 00:01:26,359 --> 00:01:29,674 Hm, well I don't know. 15 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:32,125 Well, nevermind, I shall consider it later. 16 00:01:32,496 --> 00:01:34,096 - Maybe it doesn't have a moral. 17 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:40,473 - Everything has a moral, if only you can find it. 18 00:01:42,921 --> 00:01:49,966 Flamingoes and mustard both bite. The moral of that is - "Birds of a feather flock together" 19 00:01:50,361 --> 00:01:55,556 - I believe mustard isn't a bird...it's a mineral! 20 00:01:56,718 --> 00:02:01,531 - Right as usual. What a clear way you have of putting things! Of course it is. 21 00:02:01,905 --> 00:02:06,218 And it gives people enormous power - with this mineral people work the mines. 22 00:02:06,464 --> 00:02:13,414 And the moral of it is - "The more there is of mine, the less there is of yours " 23 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:17,961 Oh, now I've remembered! Mustard is - a vegetable. 24 00:02:18,768 --> 00:02:21,718 How fond she is of finding morals in things! 25 00:02:22,257 --> 00:02:29,376 - I quite agree with you. And the moral of it is - "Be what you appear to be" 26 00:02:29,874 --> 00:02:37,714 And I think it's rather clear that you should never have thought of yourself as another. 27 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:44,599 Because to be another, in this case, is an impossibility. 28 00:02:45,610 --> 00:02:47,473 - Silence in the court! 29 00:02:48,105 --> 00:02:49,968 Silence in the court! 30 00:02:51,966 --> 00:02:55,966 Alice had never been in a court of law before, but she had read about them in books. 31 00:02:56,194 --> 00:03:01,963 She was quite pleased to find that she knew the name of nearly everything there. 32 00:03:04,028 --> 00:03:10,535 "That's probably the jury-box", thought Alice. "That's the judge", she said to herself, "because of his great wig" 33 00:03:10,819 --> 00:03:15,342 The Duchess saw the Queen and trembled. 34 00:03:16,047 --> 00:03:19,257 But after a moment she regained her composure. 35 00:03:19,985 --> 00:03:23,525 - Town crier, read the accusation! 36 00:03:27,963 --> 00:03:34,126 - "The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts, all on a summer day: 37 00:03:34,705 --> 00:03:41,632 The Knave of Hearts , he stole those tarts, and took them quite away! " 38 00:03:42,335 --> 00:03:45,325 - Consider your verdict. 39 00:03:48,303 --> 00:03:52,664 - Not yet, not yet. It's necessary that everything should be done in the proper order. 40 00:03:53,165 --> 00:04:02,080 "Rabbit was afraid of his own bravery: it was no small thing to say "no" to the cruel queen! 41 00:04:05,064 --> 00:04:07,374 - Call the first witness. 42 00:04:13,727 --> 00:04:20,076 - I beg your pardon, Your Majesty! I... I'm just a little person! 43 00:04:21,066 --> 00:04:26,636 - Give your statement and don't be nervous, or I'll have you executed on the spot. 44 00:04:27,144 --> 00:04:30,624 - I hadn't quite finished my tea when I was sent for. - You ought to have finished. 45 00:04:30,823 --> 00:04:32,879 - I'm just a little person! 46 00:04:33,276 --> 00:04:36,446 I'm still thinking about the past! 47 00:04:38,591 --> 00:04:39,535 About the past ... 48 00:04:40,930 --> 00:04:46,481 - Dumb as a stump. Shouldn't he to be executed? 49 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:49,606 Well, this is just a waste of time. 50 00:04:52,178 --> 00:04:56,271 - Call the March Hare. 51 00:04:58,091 --> 00:05:02,016 Call the March Hare. 52 00:05:11,322 --> 00:05:13,702 - N-n-nothing! I didn't say anything! 53 00:05:14,687 --> 00:05:16,997 - He denies it at all, does he? 54 00:05:17,413 --> 00:05:19,933 - N-n-nothing! I didn't think anything! 55 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,580 - Strike that from the record. 56 00:05:22,950 --> 00:05:28,869 "Alice had read in the newspapers sometimes: "Attempts at resistance were suppressed". 57 00:05:29,114 --> 00:05:32,648 Now she saw and understood how this was done. 58 00:05:34,157 --> 00:05:42,030 At this point Alice started feeling very strange: she realized she was growing again! 59 00:05:42,648 --> 00:05:47,208 Alice decided to sit in the courtroom until it would be too small for her. 60 00:05:47,970 --> 00:05:51,070 - Call the witness Alice! 61 00:05:51,841 --> 00:05:53,381 - Here I am! 62 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,340 Oh! 63 00:05:58,996 --> 00:06:01,636 Oh! Oh, forgive me, please! 64 00:06:02,519 --> 00:06:05,849 - What do you know about this business? 65 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:07,744 - Nothing. 66 00:06:08,070 --> 00:06:10,950 - Nothing whatsoever? 67 00:06:11,965 --> 00:06:13,644 - Nothing whatsoever. 68 00:06:14,020 --> 00:06:15,962 - But this is very important. 69 00:06:16,786 --> 00:06:20,909 -Your Majesty means unimportant, of course... 70 00:06:21,217 --> 00:06:24,337 - Of course, unimportant, that's what I meant to say. 71 00:06:24,827 --> 00:06:28,212 Well, it's not important, certainly, it's not important. 72 00:06:28,483 --> 00:06:32,992 - It's important, it's not important, it's not important, it's important... 73 00:06:34,223 --> 00:06:38,476 - There's more evidence yet to come, may it please Your Majesty ... 74 00:06:38,734 --> 00:06:42,044 Just now, one more document was found. 75 00:06:42,710 --> 00:06:44,397 - What's in it? 76 00:06:44,496 --> 00:06:50,534 -I haven't opened it yet but it seems to be a letter, written by the prisoner to somebody 77 00:06:51,722 --> 00:06:54,292 - Who is it addressed to? 78 00:06:54,743 --> 00:06:58,023 - It has no address at all. In fact there's nothing written on the outside. 79 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:01,455 - Is it the prisoner's handwriting ? 80 00:07:05,187 --> 00:07:09,896 - Not it isn't. This is all quite queer. 81 00:07:10,219 --> 00:07:13,604 He must have imitated somebody else's hand 82 00:07:14,860 --> 00:07:20,860 - Please your Majesty, I didn't write it. 83 00:07:21,260 --> 00:07:23,650 There's no signature on it. 84 00:07:24,263 --> 00:07:32,293 - That only makes matters worse. You must have meant some mischief or else you'd have signed your name like an honest man. 85 00:07:32,681 --> 00:07:34,681 Your guilt is proven! 86 00:07:35,252 --> 00:07:39,667 - Certainly not! You haven't even read what is written there. 87 00:07:40,038 --> 00:07:41,367 - Well, read it. 88 00:07:42,590 --> 00:07:47,310 She's certainly hot tempered - do not argue with me in vain. 89 00:07:48,007 --> 00:07:50,910 Do I really get the first cut? 90 00:07:51,382 --> 00:07:53,862 Yes, do it quickly - abandon caution! 91 00:07:55,700 --> 00:07:57,298 - Cut to the quick? 92 00:07:57,333 --> 00:08:00,502 Will I really cut to the quick today? 93 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:02,795 (in chorus): - Never! 94 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:06,826 - I cut the to the bone, rather than to the quick... 95 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,980 It's a pun! 96 00:08:10,684 --> 00:08:14,726 -Let the jury to decide - whether he's guilty or not. 97 00:08:15,385 --> 00:08:21,522 - Let the Jury consider the verdict. But as for the sentence- we'll carry it out immediately! 98 00:08:22,388 --> 00:08:24,318 - What nonsense! 99 00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:25,925 - Hold your tongue! 100 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:27,480 - I won't! 101 00:08:27,664 --> 00:08:29,144 - Off with her head! 102 00:08:29,564 --> 00:08:31,364 - Who cares what you think? 103 00:08:31,623 --> 00:08:36,006 You're nothing but a pack of cards! 104 00:08:50,966 --> 00:08:58,896 "Oh, I've had such a strange dream!" thought Alice as she ran home so as not to be late for tea. 105 00:08:59,303 --> 00:09:02,233 Someday she will grow up. 106 00:09:03,313 --> 00:09:11,313 And, having kept the simple and loving heart of her childhood, she would tell other children of Wonderland 107 00:09:12,023 --> 00:09:19,044 In future years she would remember her own child-life, and the happy summer days 108 00:09:22,621 --> 00:09:27,281 What game does the queen play all day? 109 00:09:27,703 --> 00:09:32,747 She's never idle, hacks off the heads without delay. 110 00:09:35,971 --> 00:09:40,961 Always ready to execute her obedient servants! 111 00:09:41,565 --> 00:09:46,571 But why hack when everybody's headless? 112 00:09:49,753 --> 00:09:54,840 I told you boldly : "I'm not afraid of you in the least" 113 00:09:55,195 --> 00:10:00,195 After all I must have been sleeping - it's just a dream and nothing else! 114 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:07,386 After all I must have been sleeping - it's just a dream and nothing else!